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Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son : “I will choose my own bride!” Father : “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” Son : “Well, in that case…ok” Next – Father approaches Bill...
View ArticleA Man with two Women in Bed…
I have heard: Two friends were talking with each other about the dream they had last night. One man said, “Boy, what a beautiful dream …such big fish! In my whole life I have not been able to catch so...
View ArticleSoftware Engineer & his wife…
Husband – hey dear, I am logged in. Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full. Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name. Wife – but I told you...
View ArticleWonderful definitions of designations
1 ) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2 ) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3 ) Onsite Coordinator is one who...
View Article7 Reasons of joining IT
1) I hated sleep. 2) I had enjoyed my life enough. 3) I couldn’t live without tension. 4) I wanted to pay for my sins. 5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : Do work, Don’t care about results....
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